So, a group of us decided to go see Avatar3D.....fair enough...got my ticket while the others were eating dinner and went to meet them, sat down and showed the ticket..."what this health card thing?" one said...i look at the ticket...Hmmm i got a discount!...hang on.....i got this cause i look so old and decrepit that he took pity on me and thought i MUST be on a pension or invalids income??? FFUUUUUck you!
i didnt have a walking frame or glasses, was neat and tidy....why would some young prick think i needed a health care card?? did i look like i just ransacked a wheelie bin out the back of Target for my clothes?? UP YOURS youth of today!!! arsehole!
anyways, toddled(?) off inside the cinema and waited to see what the fuss was all about..."gee that screen looks a little dark??" we all chimed. they better fix that!...no..they didnt. 15mins later they tell us their fixing it...so we become the loud obnoxious group in the theatre. after 1 hr they tell us it cant be fixed and there sorry. we can get our money back. broken bulb in the projector. good on you youth of today!! "how many projectionists does it take to changed a blown light bulb??"
NONE, they have no fucking idea!!!
so we make it for the next day at 3ish.........only to find upon my arrival (they were already there) that the entire complex just lost all power!!! oh great now they've fucked up the entire neighborhood!
screw them... we went to another cinema 15mins away and finally saw it........well...all that and is that it???
it was ok visually, but the story...hmmm...as someone else posted it looks alot like 'Fern Gully'
oh well.....might as well go home and find some porn then!
aahhh thats better!